hey i'm kat and i'm just here for the bands
like seriously name one thing that moths accomplish
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im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie
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BY THE WAY STUDENTS THERE IS A VERY REAL CHANCE OF DYING IF YOU GO INTO THE WRONG CORRIDOR btw the stairs move randomly and were not giving you a map enjoy hogwarts the least safe school in the world
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you came to the wrong neigh-bourhood, motherfucker
THE FUCKING DOG I CANT BREAHE
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please stop tagging your dorito hate in the doritos tag
why are you in the doritos tag
why arent you in the doritos tag
why is there a doritos tag
Why would there be dorito hate
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whats a good excuse to get out of soccer practice i need to know asap
excellent answers, thank u friends
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/AGGRESSIVELY DRINKS TEA/
Is this how the British prepare for battle?
Yes
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ive come to the point where i dont even procrastinate anymore i just dont do it
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*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*
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what even IS american culture
it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value
i don’t get it
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oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back from grocery shopping and we were putting everything away and he pulls my a box of my tampons out of the bag and turns to me and says
“where do these go?”
and there was kind of this awkward moment of silence before i went “…my vagina”
and then he kind of just fell over and nearly cried
and was like “WHICH CUPBOARD ASDGHJ”
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I hate when people cry in front of me like should I pat their head, should I grab their ass I don’t fucking know
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